Monday, January 25, 2010

Everything I need to know about life

Everything I need to know about life,

I learned from Noah's Ark   

 

 One : Don't miss the boat.  

 Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.  

 Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.  

 Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.  

 Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.  

 Six : Build your future on high ground.  

 Seven! : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.  

 Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.  

 Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.  

 Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.  

 Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.