Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Marriage – the facts you need to know – 41

Marriage – the facts you need to know – 41

 

·         You need to know she won't appreciate the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition like you do.

·         You need to know she's not going to wear revealing lingerie around the house all the time. Only in your dreams.

·         You need to know you can't buy her happiness. So have a plan B.

·         You need to know if she has a fight with her mom, don't take sides. In fact, go outside.

·         You need to know that if she's criticizing another woman, you're safest play is to smile and agree.

·         You need to know that what women want from their husbands is confidence that everything is going to be all right.

·         You need to know she might not like all your friends. In fact, if she likes one or two of them, count yourself lucky.

·         You need to know that you looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger will be much more important to you than to her.

·         You need to know a woman's intrinsic nature is to guard her nest. Anything that threatens that nest will turn her into an enraged, furious, AK-47 packing kamikaze pilot. It's best to get out of the way.

·         You need to know diapers don't smell any better to her.

·         You need to know if she's not into sports, you'll have to explain the rules. Many women find football as difficult to comprehend.

·         You need to know she married you to be with you. Not to get calls from the duck blind.

·         You need to know that what the Bible says about the way you treat your wife impacts how God answers your prayers.

1 Peter 3:7. Look it up.

·         You need to know to watch her dumb romantic movies, especially if she watches your dumb violent ones.

·         You need to know that she wants you to be able to make a decision. Seriously.

·         You need to know to take her shopping and buy her outfits she would never buy for herself.

·         You need to know that just because she goes to your football, baseball, and basketball games doesn't necessarily mean she likes them. She may just like being with you.

·         You need to know googling "estrogen" will help explain what's happening to your life.

·         You need to know she likes dessert. She doesn't want to be asked if she wants it. She just wants you to order it.

·         You need to know she needs her own group of friends. They can save your marriage.

 

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